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Last login: 3 hours agoChaosKitty: Mel is a 32 year old woman from A Little Left of Center, South Carolina, USA.; Likes 7,417 pages, 350 videos, 282 photos • 725 fans • Received 183 reviews; Member since Aug 07, 2004

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Guinea pig festival in Peru - Telegraph: Jul 22, 11:11am 5 reviews bizarre, wtf, weird, ugh •http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictu...; Inexplicable Photo of the Day:

A Guinea Pig dressed as a miner participating in the annual Guinea Pig Festival in Peru. The real explanation is inexplicable in itself, actually.

Edited to add: Uhh, someone oh so kindly informed that I neglected to page through ALL the photos of Festival that lovingly celebrates the cuteness of guinea pigs. Or so I thought. It also celebrates the crispiness and tastiness of guinea pigs:

Oh...oh my.

YouTube - meepmeepmeepows Channel: Jul 21, 2:10pm 2 reviews humor, tv, bizarre, children, weird •http://www.youtube.com/user/meepmeepm...; Oh dear God. My number 1 childhood fear from the 70s-80s has hit YouTube and now has his own profile. I cannot tell you how much fear this strikes into my heart. I can barely summon up enough courage to post the photo here on my blog...

Sadly, I'm not being sarcastic at all. I wish I was. Beaker rendered me paralyzed with fear every time his oblong oddly shaped head and squeaky voice popped up on The Muppets. I was so seriously scared of Beaker that my mom considered getting me professional help. Okay, I made that last part up. But I probably would have benefited from some counseling on the subject.

And I won't even attempt to discuss my fear of Doctor Bunsen:

He wore glasses but had no eyes. NO EYES, people! At age 5, that was the biggest WTF of my life. Still is, actually.

Balloons carried gun away in Red Lobster executives CSI-like suicide | Dallas …: Jul 16, 9:00pm 3 reviews bizarre, strange, wtf, weird •http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedconte...; I am in no way advocating the practice of laughing at botched suicides but I have to say that if this guy had attached a bunch of balloons to his HEAD and then decapitated himself, this story would have gone past Darwin Award nominee straight to completely freakin' awesome.

It's a fine line, you know.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/abraham/alod/alod_oh_god_no.gif: Jul 16, 10:52am 1 review bizarre, wtf •http://i.somethingawful.com/u/abraham...; And now it's time for Inexplicable Photo of the Week:

Umm...hmmm...well, uhh...let's just leave this one inexplicable, shall we?

Jack Nicholson Furious Over Heath Ledger Playing The Joker - Movie News Story | …: Jul 16, 10:50am 6 reviews movies, pop-music, wtf, hollywood, egos •http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articl...; Jack Nicholson says he's "furious" that Heath Ledger "stole" the role of the Joker from him.

Shut the hell up, Jack. I'm sorry to tell you that at least Heath Ledger had more than one facial expression. Oh, and also you are no longer relevant. Go find another feel-good movie to squint, grumble and barely act your way through. And take your stupid-looking outdated sunglasses with you. Thank you.

Yahoo!: Jul 15, 10:38am 5 reviews birds •http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/playe...; While we were all discussing the New Yorker cover and Miss America falling flat on her ass, birds were apparently busy forming large sentient swarms a la Pitch Black.

Does anyone else find this extremely disturbing? Just me? Okay, then. Excuse me while I go put out peace offerings...I mean, fill my birdfeeders in the yard.

"Most Beautiful Goat" competition _English_Xinhua: Jul 12, 8:20pm 2 reviews beauty, bizarre, wtf, weird •http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/200...; Supposedly this is a contestant in the "Most Beautiful Goat Competition, but I'm fairly sure I made one of these in Spore Creature Creator the other day:

Perhaps a photograph from another angle will ease the feeling of WTF? that this gives me...

Nope.

http://www.in-public.com/store/image/file/1091/11.jpg?1154925236: Jul 8, 4:49pm 115 reviews photography •http://www.in-public.com/store/image/...; The cynic in me can't help but think that a car veered out of the lane and hit these two 10 seconds after this photo. I mean, they ARE standing in the middle of the road. And are probably too old and slow to get out of the way...and possibly senile since they're standing in the middle of the road.

I guess I've missed the point of this, haven't I?

Home &Garden | Never underestimate cheap, easy or stupid in home maintenance | S…: Jul 5, 9:41pm 9 reviews real-estate •http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html...; Taking a break for a couple of days to do stuff in that strange place known as THE OUTSIDE WORLD. *Gasp*

It's been a slow paranormal/stupid news week. Quick! Someone go out and do something weird or stupid so I can blog about it. Please.

Edited to add:

Okay, which one of you did this? I asked someone somewhere to do something weird or stupid and this is what I get. A downspout drain directed right into someone's basement. On purpose. Niiiice. Very satisfying blog-worthy stupidity here. I feel so much better now.

ohnotheydidnt: Nice to See You: Jul 2, 8:55pm 3 reviews marketing, bizarre, wtf, stupid, weird •http://community.livejournal.com/ohno...; New viral marketing technique to sell Lotus cars.

Notice all the chairs around them are empty? That's because NO ONE WANTS TO GET CLOSE TO THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE COMPLETELY FREAKIN' TERRIFYING!! Upon viewing Mr. And Mrs. CreepyBob NoFace all I want to scream in terror, run away as fast as I can and maybe find a gun or axe with which to protect myself. I do NOT have the urge to race down to the nearest car dealership and buy a new car. Unless that car has Faceless Zombie Killing features included.

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